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markeyacandy:

potatoandotherwise:

I need something to do tonight

Wanna play 21 questions?

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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  • baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D
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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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Ass according to sign

markeyacandy:

dollbun:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

Well I am a Scorpio. How sad.

Oh my, I’m a Virgo

I’m cancer…………

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